Mayday Mayday

The captain lost control again

The fucking ship is breaking up

We're going down in flames

Mayday Mayday

Man overboard again

The sharks already circling

They only eat the brave

The SS Death lost everything

No one here can fucking swim

So baby, baby hold me tight

While I drown myself in you tonight

Mayday Mayday

The ship has hit the rocks again

This isn't going to fucking work

We're heading to our graves

Mayday Mayday

The captains lost his way we're sinking in the river sticks

No one can escape

Ladies and Gentlemen

May I have your attention please

This is the captain of your ship

I'm sorry we depart this way

You left me broken hearted

But I never loved you anyway