Mate! I'm zzzonked, absolutely spent

I think I'm gonna give my eyes up for lent

I'll use my sockets to stock stones instead

And with an icy cold stare I'll hide bones in your bed



Mate! Please accept this invitation

So I can take you away



'Cos there's a one in three thousand chance that the Asteroid Apophis

Will collide with the earth in less than 20 years (Oh my God!)



Roll up for the knees up business



Yes, yes, yes, ok I think we've heard quite enough from you



Instead of staring at your Stella desperately for inspiration

Belt up and quiver at your indignation

I ain't saying anything that could be construed as an apology

There's another case study for anthropology

I know, let's announce embargos and denounce our far foes

Ingrowing egos a syntax he knows

It's just distance that separates us

Or are we really all ethno-centric-ally inclined?



Mate! What the fuck are you going on about?



This is a draconian law, I PROTEST!

I PROTEST!



The herd is rowdy

The squad is vexed

The herd is rowdy

The squad is vexed