Every time I hear that marchin' lohengrin



I am always all the outside lookin' in



Maybe that is why I see the funny side



When I see somebody's brother take a bride



Weddings make a lot of people sad



But if you're not the one

They're not so bad



Another bride another june



Another sunny honeymoon



Another season another reason



For makin' whoopee



A lot of shoes a lot of rice



The groom is nervous



He answers twice



It's really killin'



That he's so willin' to make whoopee



Picture a little love nest



Down where the roses cling



Picture the same sweet love nest



Think what a year can bring



He's washin' dishes and baby clothes



He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks



That's what you get folks



For makin' whoopee



Another year or maybe less



What's this I hear 



Well can't you guess 



She feels neglected

And he's suspected



Of makin' whoopee



She sits alone most every night



He doesn't phone he doesn't write



He says he's busy but she says is he 



He's makin' whoopee



He doesn't make much money



Only five thousand per



Some judge who thinks he's funny



Says you'll pay six to her



He says now judge suppose I fail 



The judge says budge right into jail



You'd better keep her

I think it's cheaper



Than makin' w h double o p double e

Whoopee