I took her on a date things seemed so bright

I knew I would not need my youporn tonight

We go to her place and we fooled around

We throw all our clothes to the ground



We begin as she turns out the lights

I start but feel something so very extra tight

I hear her cry and I see her frown

I look at the condom it is all brown



Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole

I’m so sorry from the bottom of my soul

Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole



Try some preparation H it’ll make you feel better

In my defense those holes are so close together

Oh baby baby don’t feel defiled

It’s a common accident during doggy style



It was so dark I couldn’t see so good

I had no idea where I put my wood

I want to make things better want to make it alright

If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I’d rather if she didn’t)



Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole

I’m so sorry from the bottom of my soul



I never ever want to make you feel hurting

I guess that’s why God made that hole not for inserting

Tell me how you feel baby please don’t pause

Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ

Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix

From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics



If this was Alabama we would be on trial

That’s how my mom took my temperature when I was a child



I’ve got a confession and I think you wont mind

I kinda liked when you put it in my behind

I don’t know baby I’m no Sodomite

Can’t we just try it again tonight?



Alright!



Every night I stick it in the wrong hole

It’s so much fun and we don’t need no birth control

When we stick it in the wrong hole.



I stuck in your ass.