Tonight's the night that we got the truck

We're going downtown, gonna beat up drunks

Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer

It's an easy shift, no one to fear



Let's ride, ride how we ride

Let's ride, low ride



It's roundup time where the good whores meet

We're gonna drag one screaming off the street



Let's ride, ride how we ride



Got a black uniform and a silver badge

Playing cops for real, playing cops for pay



Let's ride, low ride



Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the ass

Let's beat you blue, 'till you shit your pants

Don't move child, I gotta big black stick

There's six of us babe, so suck on my dick



Ride, ride how we ride

Ride, low ride



The left newspapers might whine a bit

But the guys at the station, they don't give a shit

Dispatch calls, "Are ya doin' somethin' wicked?"

"No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets!"



Let's ride, ride how we ride

Let's ride, ride how we ride

Let's ride, ride how we ride

Let's ride, low ride