I'm a horrible shot, I tie a horrible knot

I pushed a bunch of little people over once

Well a rest is best when you stress a test

And you forget all about your aching ass

I'm a horrible shot, I tie a horrible knot

I muck ace a lot, I'm gonna pace the lot

Don’t be tardy for my leaky Barbie TV party pee in the park



I can't believe you're better off alone

You stood there stoned

And I can't believe I'm better than you know

I felt the rush of no control

It feels so good and it feels so good

It feels so nice

Turn your back cause I'm gonna be all up on you 



Placing a bet, my odds are you and me zero

Being a vet, I know that you are too fearful

Placing a bet, my odds are you and me zero

We can regret, all the things we could be doing instead 



I’m peeling into the house

Gotta run to the basement

Gotta establish a connection before I get impatient

I’m no contortionist man; I’ll steal the lips off your eyes

But anyone who really matters got a call from my guy



I can't believe, I can't believe that I can't believe

I can't believe, I can't believe that I've been deceived

See the smoke in my eyes, feel the pain in my lungs now go

See the smoke in my eyes, feel the pain in my lungs now go



Reset this best of four I know

You’ve been waiting by the telephone I know

But it’s not how or why I lie

You think I wanna be a mediocre guy



See the cracks in my skin, feel the ground on my feet now go

See the cracks in my skin, feel the ground on my feet now go

I know, I know a girl that's not gonna get home tonight

I know, I know a girl that's not gonna get home



Heat seeking ghost of sex

Don’t pay attention to my mild case of blow Tourette's

What

I probably place a bet, took your missing tooth

There’s no people left in line for your kissing booth

I always knew all of the things that you thought you think

Twice times I’ll probably tell you that your god's a geek

Point and glide till your ostracized

Then pile patents on my beak cause right now it's innovation week



Innovation, innovation, innovation week



I can't believe you're better off alone

You stood there stoned

And I can't believe I'm better than you know

It feels so good

Turn your back cause I'm gonna be all up on you



Placing a bet, my odds are you and me zero

Being a vet, I know that you are too fearful

Placing a bet, my odds are you and me zero

We can regret, all the things we could be doing instead