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   Grapefruit Diet (Parody of 'Zoot Suit Riot' By Cherry Poppin' Daddies)

 

 

  作词：Steve Perry

  

  Who's that waddlin' down the street

  It's just me 'cause I love to eat

  Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham

  Who's real flabby, yes, I am

  

  Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view

  Now my doctor tells me, there's just one thing left to do

  

  Grapefruit diet, throw out the pizza and beer

   (Diet)

  Grapefruit diet, oh, forget those jelly donuts out of here

   (Diet)

  Grapefruit diet, might seem a little severe

   (Diet)

  Grapefruit diet, I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear, blow, fatty

   (Diet)

  

  Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce

  Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss

  Walked down an alley and I got stuck

  I got more rolls than a pastry truck

  

  When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more

  When I leave a room, first I gotta grease the door

  

  Grapefruit diet, can't have another eclair

   (Diet)

  Grapefruit diet, I gotta decrease my derriere

   (Diet)

   

  

  

  I'm on a Grapefruit diet

  I'm on a Grapefruit diet

  I'm on a Grapefruit diet

  

  No more pie now, no more creme brulee

  Lay off the gravy and souffle

  No French fries now, no ice cream parfait

  Mr. Cheese Nacho, stay away

  

  Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt

  But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt

  

  Grapefruit diet, lay off the 3 Musketeers

   (Diet)

  Grapefruit diet, until my big booty disappears

   (Diet)

  Grapefruit diet, I eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears

   (Diet)

  Grapefruit diet 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years

   (Diet)

  

  I'm on a Grapefruit diet

  I'm on a Grapefruit diet

  I'm on a Grapefruit diet

  

  I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese

  I need a side order of onion rings and don't fet to super-size that, yeah