Saw you coming my way put my nose in a book, Saw you coming my way put my nose in a book, Some crap that you gave me or something that I took, Man, he looked so good it had to be ooze leather, He’s so together oozing like I never could, I bet he’s a classic masher, He toot toots when he likes the view, Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher, They talk boots while they’re laughing at you, He’s playing dumb while you’re looking at clothes, Straightening his hat Mr. Shnook ho-hum, I shoulda shook his hand I never used to feel bad, Never felt so blue guess I never amused you, I bet he’s a classic masher, He toot toots when he likes the view, Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher, They talk boots while they’re laughing at you (x4)