Jack from school
He listened to Bowie
People thought he was cool
He used to live for the thrill
Skiing around up in the Hollywood hills
But no one knows

He's talking it up

That it's all for show

He's boring as fuck

You're Mr. Know it all

She's staring at her phone

And even though you sit together
You feel so alone

It's such a tragedy

When people hardly speak

Try to live up to the person you pretend to be

You're Mr. Know it all

You're Mr. Know it
Jill liked art
She listened to Mozart
People thought she was smart
She used to quote Hemingway
Trippin' on acid in the palisades

But no one knows

That it's all for show

You're Mrs. Know it all

He's staring at his phone

And even though you sit together
You feel so alone

It's such a tragedy

When people hardly speak

Try to live up to the person you pretend to be

You must've known I tried to change

Would love to say hello hello hello

Please don't hang up

Afraid of what I'd say

Hello hello hello

I'm Mr. Know it all

I'm Mr. Know it all

Staring at my phone

And even though we sit together
I feel so alone

It's such a tragedy

We always used to speak

Try to live up to the person I pretend to be

I'm Mr. Know it