You heard about
A criminal man of virtue
Is there any doubt
His minimal strands would suit you?

Is a hard earned way
Is a hard earned way
I'll never lose
My fu manchu, my fu manchu

Let them grow out
In time you'll feel so better
The vanishing pout
Now you're a real go-getter

Is a hard earned way
Is a hard earned way
I'll never lose
My fu manchu, my fu manchu

Is a hard earned way
Is a hard earned way
Occidentally tic-tac
Occidentally tic-tac