I saw you naked and you were chasing a pig
So I led the police to your house and showed 'em where to dig
You thought you could live in peace
But I saw you naked and I called the police
I saw you naked and I saw the terrible things you did

I saw you naked and you know it made me sick
I saw you naked, you were camping with scouts
I know they earned some merit badges when the lights went out
How could you touch those children?
I saw you naked and you were holding a trout