Well I guess I needed a miracle
If I was gonna make my flight
I had to get to gate C13
And it was still way out of site
But something in my carry on bag
Ticked off the x-ray machine
'Cause then an angel straight from heaven
Asked me to step behind the screen.
When I felt her wand sweep over me
You know I never felt so clean

Girl you won't find my name on your list
Honey you know I ain't no terrorist
Confiscate my shoes - my cell phone
You know I love - love - love you
Security Joan

I hung out at the Starbuck's
'Til just around boarding time
Then I stolled on back to the checkpoint
With just one thing on my mind
She flashed that crooked smile and said
Hon, I believe you you missed your flight
I said there's been a minor change of plan
And I'll be stayin' for one more night
I could tell from the way she looked at me
Everything was going to be alright

Girl you won't find my name on your list
Honey you know I ain't no terrorist
Confiscate my shoes - my cell phone
You know I love - love - love you
Security Joan
(Search me now!)