How glad the many millions of timothys and williamsWould be to capture meBut you had such persistence,You wore down my resistanceI fell, and it was swellYou’re my big and brave and handsome romeoHow I won you, I shall never, never knowIt’s not that you’re attractiveBut, oh, my heart grew activeWhen you came into viewI’ve got a crush on you, sweetie pieAll the day and night-time,Hear me sighI never had the least notionThat I could fall with so much emotionCould you coo? Could you careFor a cunning cottage we could share? The world will pardon my mush’cause I’ve got a crush, my baby, on you(instrumental break)Could you coo? Could you careFor a cunning cottage we could share? The world will pardon my mush’cause I’ve got a crush, my baby, on youYes, I’ve got a crush, my baby, on you