I'll show them, my body will outrun any motorized vehicles.
I'm like John Henry when he beated the stream enegry.
All I need is a great folk song.
Gather round you children, to hear the tale so sweet
Of a man who dared to race the machines with nothing but his feet.
With hair of all born beauty, our hero dressed in jeans,
He's fighting for America Marshall versus the machines!

As Marshall ran with all his might and passes his friend Christine,"hey, Christine!"
He thought about all the times that he had beaten the machine.
He triumphed though the "Pitfall" , he vanquished the alarm,
he brought the jukebox back to life with his Fonzarelli arm.
Marshall~ versus the machines!(Move along!)

Our hero's strength was fading fast just as the light turnnnnnned green.
He then thinks back all the time he'd lost to a machine.
The cable box is fearsome but the stabler's mighty sting
The cable box's bite again getting too tired to sing