Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

Rip, rip, rip your pants
Gently down the steam,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Here’s the lady’s scream.

Rip, rip, rip your pants
Gently down the steam,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Here’s the lady’s scream.