I picked a cookie from the wrong batch
I found an egg unable to hatch
I started a fire but I could not find a match

Cause you wore a cowboy hat
In the middle of the highway
A cowboy hat
Fears flying everywhere
A cowboy hat
And your middle finger pointed at me

I saw a goldfish swimming downstream
I picked an orange from the wrong tree
You're the most valuable player, but I've chosen the wrong team

Cause you wore a cowboy hat
In the middle of the highway
A cowboy hat
Fears flying everywhere
A cowboy hat
And your middle finger pointed at me

Cause you wore a cowboy hat
In the middle of the highway
A cowboy hat
Fears flying everywhere
A cowboy hat
And your middle fingers pointed at me
A cowboy hat
Lying in the desert
A cowboy hat
Soaking in the gutter
A cowboy hat
And your middle fingers pointed at me