Well, Christina waits on tables at Clarabelle's Cafe
Now she's waitin' on a bench for Johnny
At the end of another hard day
Hey, hey, he just got paid for washin' all them cars
They ain't goin' to the movies and they ain't goin' to a bar
They gonna pick up the keg and I'm gonna pick up the ice
And we're gonna show you how the experts kill us a Friday night

We drive out in the country, set somethin' on fire
We set an ice-cold beer on a tractor tire
Underachievers, no different than the rest
'Til we're burnin' up the moonlight chillin' on a hot night
That's what we do best
We ain't nothin' special, we ain't no big deal
But if you wanna throw a party in the middle of nowhere
We're outstanding in our field

Well, everyone except for David who's passed out in the grass
Somebody grab me a Sharpie, he's about to grow a mustache
Sara's already dancin', turn up the radio
Kenny's always got some moonshine if the keg starts runnin' low
We're all pyromaniacs, this place's about to blow

We can take a hundred acre big ol' empty pasture like this old farm
And turn it into the hottest weekend nightclub spot from here to Sunset Boulevard
That's just who we are

No we ain't nothin' special, we ain't no big deal
But if you wanna throw a party in the middle of nowhere
We're outstanding in our field