Pussywhipped - Steel Panther
Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight
The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight
Your excuses are getting pretty lame
The malady you suffer has a name
Pussywhipped
Your balls don't have a chance
Pussywhipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
Pussywhipped
Your new bitch has got you on the shortest rope
Yeah yeah yeah
Now your dick gets sucked about
as much as the Pope's
Holy hell
Yeah she's pretty, but no one is that fine
What you need to do is grow a spine
Pussywhipped
Your girl locked up your nuts
Pussywhipped
And now you can't bang the sluts
Pussywhipped Pussywhipped
I was in a situation like the one you've got
Jumping through those hoops each day
because the chick was hot
Well I was pussywhipped like you
but now my dick is wise
You need to tell your dick to
open up its fucking eyes
Open up your eyes
We're all getting so tired of this game
The sickness you've contracted has a name
Pussywhipped
Your balls don't have a chance
Pussywhipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
Pussywhipped
You're calling it "romance"
Pussywhipped
Your whore's got you in a trance
Pussywhipped, whipped, whipped,
whipped, whipped
You're whipped!