Well, he's not very handsome to look at
Ohh, he's shaggy and he eats like a hog
And he's always killin' my chickens
That dirty old egg suckin' dog

Egg suckin' dog
I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg suckin' hound

Now, if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up
Though I'm not a real bad guy
I'm gonna get my riffle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky

Egg suckin' dog
Your always hangin' around
But you'd better stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg suckin' hound