There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a mini bar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
There's a hicky or a bruise

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a black top blur
But I’m pretty sure, it ruled

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trios
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to tell my boss
Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor
ripped my favorite party dress
Warrants out for my arrest
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail

我的床上有个陌生人
我的头好晕啊
阳光霸占了我的房间
泳池里漂浮着玩具鸭
我有一身的酒味
DJ在院子里酣睡
烧烤架上放着芭比娃娃
不知留在她身上的是吻痕还是瘀伤

昨晚的照片居然都已经分享到网上了
真是该死
随它去吧
虽然模模糊糊不大记得了
但是我肯定昨晚非常愉快

昨天星期五
我们在桌上跳舞
我们都喝醉了
以至于我们忘记自己都吻了谁
昨天星期五
我们刷爆了信用卡
被赶出了酒吧
我们在大街上游荡
昨天星期五
我们在公园里裸奔
沉浸在黑暗之中
还玩了3p
昨天星期五
我们好像又坏了规矩
可我们老说这是最后一次
这个星期五再来一次

试图想起所有的经过
却不知如何向老板开口
我的车应该被拖走了吧
吊灯怎么会在地板上
天啊~我最喜欢的晚礼服面目全非了
这是哪里找来的通缉令
我想我现在需要一杯姜汁
我真是失败