Well I spoke to this man,
He said he'd been to the moon,
Carved his name in the ground,
So the world spinning round,
Came back that afternoon.

And I laughed at this man,
He said he'd been lost at sea,
Heard the sirens call,
Seen the pirates fall,
To the monsters in the deep.

I said I'd heard some tall tales,
Some good stories in my time,
So I asked him for proof,
And he showed me the truth,
That was dancing in his eyes.

Well I could not believe this man,
Said he was a millionaire,
Said I know I dress in rags,
But I drive a vintage jag,
And have diamond chandeliers.

I said I think I need a drink,
And made my way outside,
You know I'd swear this was a spoof,
If it wasn't for the truth,
That was dancing in his eyes.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah~

When I came back in the room,
The man had disappeared,
He'd left a rock from the moon,
An eye patch and a diamond from a chandelier.