Empty house, empty rooms, empty bottle of Patrón
I need to go out, but not around here,
There ain't nowhere we haven't gone
There's this travel agent, that I know, he says:
"Cozumel's real nice"
And so he got me a deal on a flight and a room
And a little little free advice

Don't drink the water,
I told him that's OK
I ain't goin' down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

Hey Blake ain't you been there before?
Yea I been there a time or two
They got some sweet senoritas
That are more than glad to meet ya
But I'm tellin' you boy, whatever you do

Don't drink the water,
OK OK
I ain't goin' down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

Corona or Tecade
My old friend Jose
I ain't goin' down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

On this trip anything I sip
Better have a kick and a burn
Strong enough to get you off my mind
Pickle my liver and a little grub of worm
Here we go

Don't drink the water,
That's what they say
I ain't goin' down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

No one I know goes to Mexico
To drink the water anyway
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