If I Were Not Upon the Stage(A faux beginning to the next song, recorded in Cincinnati, 12 February 1990. (N.B. Booklet has incorrect date of 26 September 19)
If I were not upon the stage,
if I were not upon the stage.
"hey! hey! no! no! hey! no! hey! no! no! that's...that's not the one I meant, no! no! no, we don't want that one! what I meant to say, what I meant to say..."