You lied connived and pressed flesh till 1600 was your address.
The chameleon at the podium whose words cause pandemonium.
A nation under stress, you must confess about an executive mess.
You want me to believe; like Copperfield only tricks up your sleeve!

Once a ho' always a ho', u keep wheeling and killing at will.
Ever since you took oath you keep feeding the people fake hope.
Your platform's weak, plus you're a thief, you need to be impeached.
Mysterious deaths, illeagal funds, oh what a mighy web you've spun!

Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're fooling?
Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're...
Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're fooling?
Crooked Figurehead.

No screening for cabinet memebers, they just hire family members,
suicide a tight white lie from the CIA to the FBI.
Janet Remo to the rescue, protected your boss with a flaw in the law.
Chelsea's fled the nest,
Hillary's pissed, her daddy runs the biggest gang,
better resist.

Once a ho' always a ho', u keep wheeling and killing at will.
Ever since you took oath you keep feeding the people fake hope.
Your platform's weak, plus you're a thief, you need to be impeached.
Mysterious deaths, illeagal funds, oh what a mighy web you've spun!

Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're fooling?
Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're...
Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're fooling?
Crooked Figurehead.

I heard 55.50 to ride Air Force One and have some fun
Can I rent a room in the White House, invite all my friends and party out?
You've given phat deals to Camp David, but you have to be crime-related.

Once a ho' always a ho', u keep wheeling and killing at will.
Ever since you took oath you keep feeding the people fake hope.
Your platform's weak, plus you're a thief, you need to be impeached.
Mysterious deaths, illeagal funds, oh what a mighy web you've spun!

Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're fooling?
Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're...
Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're fooling?
Crooked Figurehead.

Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're fooling?
Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're...
Crooked Figurehead.
Who do you think you're fooling?
Crooked Figurehead.

Manipulated the youth through MTV.
Smooth.
Smart.
Move to the T-O-P.
Adopted Republicans Foreign Policy.
You make it look real bad for the Presidency!