You've had your fun
Your money's gone
You're only friend is the telephone
Oh duchess
Now you're one of us
You stay at home and light the lights
They make you smile in the empty night
Oh duchess
Now you're one of us
Oh well she knows Latinos
And she knows Mexicans
And she sits alone by the telephone
But they won't call back again
You count the pounds and cut your hair
Won't someone send you a millionaire
Oh duchess
Now you're one of us
No friends to see
No car to drive
You'd go to bars but you're much too shy
Oh duchess
Now you're one of us
Oh well she knows Latinos
And she knows Mexicans
And she sits alone over thirteen stone
And they won't come back again
Oh li da di da di
Oh li da di da di
Oh li da di da di
Oh
Well she knows Latinos
And she knows Mexicans
But now things are tough
And they've had enough
And they won't come back again
You've had your fun
Your money's gone
You spend all day by the telephone