Hollywood is plastic
But easy on the eyes
Big apple is fantastic
But cuts you down to size
Treat you like a door mat
Expecting you to fail
Says right across your forehead
Integrity for sale
You'll be on TV
When it starts to snow in hell
You won't believe me
So go and see it for yourself

That brunette's move to New York
Blondes love California
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don't be surprised
When you swallow more than pride
It's tough to see through bullshit
When it's up above your eyes

Stealing comes with practice
Lying comes with ease
But neither one is faster
Than falling to your knees
Money leads to fame
And fame is the disease
The latest epidemic
Reality TV

You'll be on TV when it starts to snow in hell
(Teach you that you better flaunt it
Make you wish you never got it)
You won't believe me so go and see it for yourself

That brunette's move to New York
Blondes love California
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don't be surprised
When you swallow more than pride
It's tough to see through bullshit
When it's up above your eyes

They won't get out alive
Your ass grab it
And Kiss it goodbye

They won't get out alive
Your ass grab it
And Kiss it goodbye

So let's move to New York
Or out to California
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don't be surprised
When you swallow more than pride
It's tough to see through bullshit
When it's up above your eyes

They won't get out alive
Your ass grab it
And Kiss it goodbye

They won't get out alive
Your ass grab it
And Kiss it goodbye