I got this thing for Nancy Drew
Her hair is blond her eyes are blue
Yeah I think I'm falling in love
I wish she'd say she'd marry me
And why she won't is a mystery
Yeah I know it's me she thinks of

Nancy Drew, I love you (yes I do)

One time these criminals with their guns
They thought it would be fun
To try to kill my Nancy Drew
I jumped out and saved her life
Then asked her to be my wife
She said "No I'll never marry you!"

It's a really big mystery
I'll put the Hardy Boys on the case
Cause no time in history
Has someone denied my face