Everybody laughs to see
Judy being mean to me
Everybody here in town
Knows that I'm just Judy's clown

Oh every place we ever go
Everybody seems to know
Well, they know we're just
A punch and Judy show

Judy makes a fool of me
Why can't she just let me be
Even though I know the score
I keep coming back for more

Oh every place we ever go
Everybody seems to know
Well, they know we're just
A punch and Judy show

I wish I knew why she acts this way
We're like puppets in a play
Judy play that being cruel
While must act the happy fool

Though I smile it hurts inside
Even puppets have some pride
I would leave her if I could
If my heart were made of wood

So everyday we'll give our show
And it always hurts me so
Yes, well always be
A Punch and Judy

Always be A Punch And Judy Show
(Punch And Judy Show)
Punch And Judy Show
(Punch And Judy Show)