(Clears Throat)

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk in here...

Tonight's the night we're gonna get plastered
Pissed off, Maybe we'll get laid too!
Booze on your breath always makes girls horny

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk oh yeah!

People pouring in the front door
Most of them i've never seen in my life
I hear the sound of windows breaking
Who just lit the couch on fire?

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight

Don't forget to have yourself a beer!

There's two girls throwing up in the bathroom,
A good friend holds your hair back when you puke
Tonight's the night so grab your whatever
Lift your something, here's a toast to you!

We're all gonna get drunk!
Oh, we're all gonna get drunk!
Oh wait, we're allready,
Drunk!

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk Whoo hoo!

La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La
La La La
(Under Lala's)
"Actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No. I've gotta drive all these people home. Have a good time. Assholes."

"Hey man, be careful. You're good. Brush my shoes off. Hey I don't feel so good."
"In the trash can!"
"There is no trash can."