Crazy Katie, patchwork lady
In the park she futzes around with her things
Aww oh-aww-aaww...
And she has all kinds of things

Crazy Katie Nicotine Lady
Aww, she must be 193
Aww oh-aww-aaww...
And she flew around the world
In her red jet air balloon all alone

Crazy Katie, patchwork lady
From Amsterdam, to Uncle Sam
Everyone knows her name
Aww oh-aww-aaww...
And they wait to see her shooting by
In her red jet air balloon in the sky

And you might just see her shooting by
In her red jet air balloon in the sky
In her red jet air balloon, wave goodbye