(Tom)
How many of you guys have girlfriends?
And how many of your girlfriends have guyfriends?
I hope you're not having sex.

(Mark)
And more importantly...how many of your girlfriends have girlfriends?

(Tom)
Because we beleive in the love that exists between two vagina!

(Mark)
The most special kind of love of all is the love that exists between two naked women while I watch.