(Tom)
Hey, uh.
Just like every other band, we beleive in a safe form of sex, don't we Mark?
That we do.
So Marks gonna tell you 'bout how safe we are.

(Mark)
Lemme tell you about the safest form of sex.
It's where you get super-drunk...drunk, and you have sex with like, ten people totally unprotected and you're...you're doing intravenous drugs at the same time.
No, its not true.

(Tom)
It's not true, you gotta carry a weapon.

(Mark)
S'not...not true.