Bitch, now don't you walk away from me
Because you had the chance you fucking whore
You've been watching MTV
And now you're drunk and passed out on the floor

Can't you tell that you're a slut built for profit?
Just get the fuck away from me
You'll see

Bitch, you're always pissed and stone fuck drunk
And I of course succumbing off again
So tell me why can't you say no?
You're always fucking my best friend

How could I know you were working in porno?
Just get the fuck away from me
You'll see

Baby, if there was one thing I would've thought
I thought we'd be together forever
But now you've run away and I'm feeling so lonely
How I long for you to toss my salad and I to suck your hairy bush
But someday, when you're beside me again
I know I'll fuck you with my pierced penis
Guitar!

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