有一个男人 there is a man
蹲勒路旁边 squatting at the side of the road
摊开副象棋 a set of Chinese chess in front of him
等我输拨伊 waiting for me to lose

有一个女人 there is a woman
表情老神秘 with a mysterious look
问声小兄弟 she calls me little brother
阿要顶级片 asking if I want a porno movie

有一个老人 there is a old man
自称活神仙 calling himself a living god
捏紧我手心 he holds my hand so tight
拖牢我算命 eager to tell my fortune to me

有一个小人 there is a little child
断脚绕头颈 disabled and a freak
爷叔好阿姨 crying “kind-hearted uncle and auntie
乃看看我可怜 please show some sympathy to me”

我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there

刚刚挖出来 bowls and vases
有碗有花瓶 all newly digged out
搿件是宣德 this one is in the region of Xuan De
埃件是康熙 That one Kang Xi

包包随便拣 these bags you can pick any one you like
绝对是真皮 you have my guarantee they are all made of real leather
搿只是GUCCI this one is Gucci
埃只是LV that one LV

海报出高薪 the job posting on the poster offers high salary
夜总会招聘 it is the nightclub advertising
搿家要帅哥 this one wants handsome boy
埃家要美女 that one wants beautiful girls

看侬有眼虚 you seems to be kind of weak
身价快点保牢伊 you should have some tonic as soon as possible
搿根是鹿茸 this one is a deer antler
埃根是虎鞭 that one tiger penis

我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there

中华牌香烟 Chunghwa cigarettes
买多更便宜 the more you buy, the cheaper it will be
内部出厂价 original employee price
三包十块洋钿 three packs for ten

劝君覅赌博 gambling is no good
教侬捉老千 let me teach you how to penetrate the gambler’s trick
透视红外线 the see-through infrared ray
是最新个高科技 which used the latest technology

发票人民币 invoice and RMB
图章假文凭 stamps plus fake diplomas
只要侬需要 whatever you want
呒没我搞勿定 I will meet your needs

手枪窃听器 pistols and detectophone
迷药海洛因 knockout drops or heroin
钞票汇银行 you remit the money to my bank account
我送货到屋里 and I will deliver it to where you live

我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there

侬想去何里 where are you heading for
广州还是北京 Guangzhou or Beijing
售票口买勿着 the tickets are sold out at the ticket office
我搿搭即刻订 but I could book for you immediately

先生侬覅跑 mister don’t be afraid
我又勿是坏人 I will do no harm to you
进来白相相 Come in have some fun
包侬弄适意 I’m sure you will enjoy it

我吓得唻要死 I’m scared to death
又拨啥人躿一记 when someone just bumped into me
一摸裤子袋袋 I fumbled in my pocket
寻勿着我手机 and my mobile phone is no where to see

飞来部摩托车 a motorcycle sped by
擦过了我身边 narrowly hitting me
刚买个LV the LV I just bought
倒又拨伊抢得去 was robbed by him

我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there