Well you can ride a Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
and pedal it around the world
Well you can ride a Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
impress them steam-punk girls
If you ride a Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
you'll feel that burn in your thigh
Cause when you ride that Hennepin Crawler
You get to touch that pie in the sky

He'll show his greasy ol' pickle for a nickel
Must say I'd rather not
He tried to show a girl on Florence Street
He's damn lucky he didn't get caught
Fell asleep last night with a lit cigarette
As he tried to drink away his pain
When the fireman doused out his burnt out shack
All they found was a grease stain

Now you can ride a Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
And pedal your cares away
You can ride a Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
But you best be prepared to pay
Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
There's no friends who're fit for deals
You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
Sweat's gonna grease them wheels

Go, go, go etc.

He tried to buy law and order for a quarter
Way back in the olden days
He sold his soul for a donut hole
And couldn't muster the nerve to ask for a raise
She sold seashells and other things
Down by the old seashore
She looked like a filthy whore

Now you can ride a Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
and pedal it around the world
Well you can ride a Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
impress those steam-punk girls
If you ride a Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
you'll feel that burn in your thigh
Cause when you ride that Hennepin Crawler
You get to bite that pie in the sky x5

Go, go, go etc.

Hennepin Hennepin Crawler x2
You can ride a Hennepin Crawler for a dollar