The trouble with your brother
He's always sleeping with your mother
And I know that your sister missed her time again this month
Am I talking too fast?
Or are you just playing dumb
If you want I can write it down
Shouldn't matter to you
'Cos aren't you the one with your razzmatazz and your nights on the town

Oh-oh-oh

Oh you knew it, and you blew it, didn't you babe?
I was lying when I asked you to stay
And now no one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said
And he's not coming 'round tonight to try to talk you into bed
And all those stupid little things, they ain't working
No they ain't working at all

Start getting fatter three weeks after I left you
Now you're going with some kid who looks like some bad comedian
Now are you gonna go out?
Are you sitting at home, eating boxes of milktray?
Watch TV on your own, aren't you the one
With your razzmatazz and your nights on the town

Oh-oh-oh

And your father wants to help you, doesn't he babe?
But your mother wants to put you away
And now no one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said
And he's not coming 'round tonight to try to talk you into bed
And all those stupid little things, they ain't working
No they ain't working at all

Oh well I saw you at the doctors waiting for a test
You're trying to look like some kind of heiress
But your face is such a mess
And now you're going to a party and you're leaving on your own
Oh I'm sorry but didn't you say that things go better with a little bit of razzmatazz?

Na na nana na na

And now no one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said
And he's not coming 'round tonight to try to talk you into bed
And now it's half past ten in the evening
And you wish that you were dead
'Cause all those stupid little things
They ain't working, oh they ain't working at all