Andrew's a starfighter pilot
And he can get high in his jet
Tells me about all his women
He can get any, I'll bet

You know I'll think of you
Your picture on the wall
I would raise my drink to you
But I'll stay sober just for you
Just for you, just for you

Andrew's a starfighter pilot
He knows all the girls in the world
He's better than James Kirk or Tweeky
I cradle his picture at night

You know I'll think of you
Your picture on the wall
I would raise my drink to you
But I'll stay sober just for you
Just for you, just for you

Andrew's a starfighter pilot
I watch him on TV each day
I've got all the toys from his programme
And all of his past shows on tape

You know I'll think of you
Your picture on the wall
I would raise my drink to you
But I'll stay sober just for you
Just for you, just for you