I saw you buying a Pearl Jam record
And I noticed that you're gay
I saw you hanging around in Alston
And I noticed that you're gay

I saw you riding around on your roller blades
And I noticed that you're gay
I saw you getting your tongue pierced
And I noticed that you're gay

I heard you spend all day on the Internet
And I noticed that you're gay
I saw you drinking a cappuccino
And I noticed that you're gay

I saw you wearing a fucking T-shirt
And I noticed that you're gay
You've got a tribal tattoo
And I noticed that you're gay