That Don't Impress Me Much

written and sung by
Shania Twain

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
but you've got being right down to an art
you think you're a genius
you drive me up the wall
you're a regular original know-it-all

oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

okay, so you're a rocket scientist
that don't impress me much
so you got the brain but have you got the touch
don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
but that don't keep me warm in the middle of the night
that don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
and a comb up his sleeve
just in case
and all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place

oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

okay, so you're brad pitt
that don't impress me much
so you got the looks but have you got the touch
don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
that don't impress me much

you're one of those guys who like to shine his machine
you make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
c'mon baby tell me
you must be jokin', right?

oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special
oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

okay, so you got a car
that don't impress me much
so you got the moves but have you the touch
don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
that don't impress me much
you think you're cool but have you got the touch
don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
but that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
that don't impress me much

okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something?
that don't impress me much