StandIN' here ev'ry night,
wearin' my number,
but she's somewhere
touching up another fool.
In a jukebox job downin' blues
in her leopard-skin anklehigh boots
while I'm jackin' off
readin' Playboy on a hot afternoon.

I'm a three time loser.
Caught it up in Monterey,
shook it up in East Virginia,
now my friends say it's here to stay.

Jose had a party
in a Chelsea basement
when the poor excited Jezebel said come outside.
she pinned me up aginst the fence
put her dirty hands down in my pants.
She took all of my money,
left me naked by the silvery moon.

I'm a three time loser.
Caught it up in Monterey,
shook it up in East Virginia,
now my friends say it's here to stay.

Go away, Go away, all of you women;
I don't think I need you anymore.
There'll be no more doctor's bills,
there'll be no more swallowing pills.
(And I've found a woman
that can whip the snot and blood out of me)
-->WHEN I'VE GOT THE WOMAN
THAT CAN WHIP THE STALLION BLOOD OUT OF ME<--
-->THAT CAN WHIP THE STANDIN' BLOOD OUTTA ME<--

I'm a three time loser.
Caught it up in Monterey,
shook it up in East Virginia,
now my friends say it's here to stay.

I'm a three time loser.
Caught it up in Monterey,
shook it up in East Virginia,
now my friends say it's here to stay.