Never mind the Pac Jam

Never mind the Gap Band

Never mind the Zap Band

Never mind the Funk Scam


Cause we're

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Never mind the British bands

Never mind the Synth Funk bands

Never mind the Wham Wham band

Never mind Duran Duran


Cause we're

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Never mind the Soft Cell shit

That's strictly for the twits

Never mind the Men At Work

Those tunes are for the jerks


Cause we're

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Never mind Hall and Oates

Those guys are a couple of goats

Never mind the Culture Club

That jive's just one big flub


Cause we're

The Red Hot Chili Peppers