Well Jesus Christ was an only child
He went down to the river
And he drank and smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad

Should have insured that planet
Before it crashed
Working real hard to make internet cash
Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass

I know now what I knew then
But I didn't know then what I know now
Penny found out as her hair was styled

You should hide you kids
While the dogs run wild
Jesus Christ was an only child

He went down to the river
And he drank and smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should have killed that little fucker
Before he even had