The Lord is a monkey

In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye

Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass

Outside of Phenix she was kinda broke down

Burned a cracker-boy rig and she was out of that town.



Well she was a hairy creature in the ashwam bed

She was sellin' more skies had a funky-ass head

Well she played with my mouth and she threw me on the bed

And she cut off my balls and she sewed e'm to my head

Well she's headin' back east in a '67 Caddy

Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy



Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool

Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school

Well I really did good but it's kickin' my ass

I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass

Well she's looking pretty good first week in July

She's got a dope up her ass and a needle in her eye



In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye

Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass