Down south, south of the border

At a new sunrise where the

Workin' woman hates law and order

Ooh, those chaquitas with incredible thighs



Too hard to handle, they're too hard for you

Too hard to handle, they're too hard

They're too tough for you



Small time gambler lays down his money

To play some five card stud

But the big time winner really was the loser

He caught a case of a unlucky love



Too hard to handle

Too hard for you

Too hard to handle



'Cause sweet Lolita's hotter than a pepper

You know her pepper's gonna burn you in two



She's a young man's dream, every mother's nightmare

Pure woman through and through

Don't take no chances on hot romances

Such as this one, it may happen to you



Too hard to handle

Too hard for you

Too hard to handle



'Cause there's no future with a snake-eyed lover

She's hung up on them ups and downs

But if you're lonely, thinkin' you're the only

Her love's the best, it's the hottest in town, ah yes



Yeah I said

Too hard to handle

Too hard, too hard