Old  Siam  Sir  -  Paul  McCartney

  In  a  village  in  old  siam,  sir,

    lived  a  lady  who  lost  her  way.

    In  an  effort  to  find  her  man,  sir,

  she  found  herself  in  old  u.k.

    She  waited  round  in  walthamstow,

    she  scouted  round  in  scarborough,

    she  waited  round  in  walthamstow,

    she  skated  round  in  scarborough.

    In  a  village  in  old  eastham,  sir,

    she  met  a  fellow  who  made  her  reel.

  Took  her  rushes  to  show  his  mam,  sir,

  met  his  dad  at  the  wedding  meal.

    In  a  letter  from  old  siam,  sir,

    came  a  terrible  tale  of  woe.

    She  decided  the  only  answer

    was  to  get  up  a  pile  of  dough.

    She  waited  round  in  walthamstow,

    she  scouted  round  in  scarborough,

    waited  round  in  walthamstow,

    she  scouted  round  in  scarborough.

    When  a  relative  to  her  man,  sir,

  he  directed  her  not  to  stay.

    In  a  village  in  siam,  sir,old  

    lived  a  lady  who  lost  her  way.

    Oh!

  Oh  yeah!

  Oh  yeah!

    In  a  village  in  old  siam,  sir,

    lived  a  lady  who  lost  her  way.

    In  an  effort  to  find  her  man,  sir,

  found  herself  in  old  u.k.

    Waited  round  in  walthamstow,

    scouted  round  in  scarborough,

    waited  round  in  walthamstow,

    scouted  round  in  scarborough.

    In  a  village  in  old  siam,  sir,

    lived  a  lady  who  lost  her  way.

    In  an  effort  to  find  her  man,  sir,

    found  herself  in  old  u.k.