I went balling the other night

I started drinking and got real tight

I blew each and all my friends

I felt so good i had to blow again



I said hey bartender

Hey man looka here

A draw one, draw two, draw three four glasses of beer



Well i saw a chick sitting on the end

I said baby can't we be friends

You're looking sweet as you can be

Well come on down and drink with me



I said hey bartender

Hey man looks here

A draw one, draw two, draw three four glasses of beer

Elwood!



Well we were having so much fun

I didn't know it was half past one

I turned around to have one more

I looked at the clock and it was half past four



Hey bartender

Hey man looka here

A draw one, draw two, draw three four glasses of beer



Well jukebox girlie is everything

All the cats are dancing

I heard somebody called and said

Last round for alcohol



I said hey bartender

Hey bartender

Hey bartender

Hey bartender

Draw one, two, three four glasses of bee